See the logical pictoral equation below for the full demonstration:

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The beautiful simplicity of the world's most deranged newspaper is that it can be as filthy and salacious as it possibly can, whilst simultaneously (at least in the eyes of its readership and editorial department) maintaining a proud, patriotic, Pro-British disposition. As if all those endless torrents of daily tits and arse stories, complete with semi-pornographic pics, are respectable items of journalism that fails to detract for a moment from the 'serious' conservative writings of its staff.

I loved the Private Eye's recent discussion of the Mail and its Online Edition. Apparently Paul Dacre is such a technophobe, he stays well away from the online edition of his paper and leaves it to lesser minions. I know his standards are low, but would he really approve of his online copy being so utterly drenched in quasi-porn? Actually, maybe that's a question best left unanswered. In the world of Northcliffe House, anything seems possible.

The equation is more truthful and accurate than many people will dare to admit. Amidst the sordid stories of sex and flesh and lust, are inserted, almost daily, tales of rape and kiddy fiddling and blacks seeking out white women to abuse and destroy. No other paper goes into quite so much weird, pernicious detail as the Mail on these nasty, deliberately sought-out and spun tales. And let's not forget it's usual political fare - if it doesn't feature middle class suburbanites getting stitched by the cluster of compulsory enemies (gays, the Left, women, foreigners, the EU etc) then it will be pulped before it gets to the reader.

So what is your Mail reader left with? Tits, Snatch and Fascism. A beautiful combo I'm sure, and in some cases, hardline deranged authoritarian right wing politics and sex needn't be separated. I'm sure many a Mail reader felt subconsciously awkward at reading that Max Mosley story. Maybe it made them feel guilty. Maybe, just maybe, they decided to skip the daughter-in-the-shower spying and go tinkle with the Rover on the drive-way. Who knows. Though with every day being a Hate day, there's plenty of time to hate and all day in which to hate some more.

Get hating Hate readers. Not much time before potatoes give you cancer and your house starts rising in price again. Enjoy!

Uheldigvis for ham gik både "Der Stürmer" og "Völkischer Beobachter" ind for en del år siden. Ellers havde han haft fast spalteplads i disse publikationer. Nu må han så nøjes med Samarbejds-Politiken og kan heller ikke få sin fornemme pris overrakt af sit forbillede, salig Dr. Joseph Goebbels, men af en eller anden noksagt fra noget, der kalder sig "Publicistklubben" - (formentlig en stavefejl - hedder vel pubertetsklubben). Hodjas Blog har tidligere bekæftiget sig lidt med parteigenosse Als og vi frisker blot op med en smagsprøve (hav brækspanden klar!) på hans skarpsindige, raffinerede, vittige og innovative streg.

Opdatering (Hodja): Se også Ondskabens ikon 

Den danske imam (Hvis han er imam, så er jeg biskop) og konvertit Abdul Wahid Reino Arild Pedersen havde det tunge skyts fremme under et besøg i Århus i går.

»Muhammed-tegningerne minder i betænkelig grad om jødetegningerne, som blev trykt i ”Der Stürmer” (stærkt antisemitisk, nazistisk tysk ugeblad, red.). Jeg bryder mig bestemt ikke om dem,« sagde han til et debatarrangement på Dalgas Skolen.

Nu skal I bare se, hvad hans trosfæller leverer af "Stürmer-tegninger:

Forinden havde han afleveret en anden bredside mod Morgenavisen Jyllands-Posten, som han beskyldte for at mobbe muslimerne i Danmark.

Jeg mener i modsætning til Reino Pedersen, at det er hans trosfæller, der opfører sig som nazi-svin. Det er jo også stort set kun muhamedanere, der er problemer med - og sådan har det været i tredive-fyrre år nu. Reino Pedersen er en fanatisk fundamentalist, som ikke vil tage afstand fra stening og andre barbariske hudud-straffe, så jeg synes faktisk manden skulle tage at holde kajen klappet i.